Man found wed
Steve Dalgleish’s life was cut short Sunday when friends discovered the Green Bay Packers fan wed in his suburban Edinburgh home.
After friends made several attempts to revive him with televised sports and invitations to attend area bars, Dalgleish was pronounced wed at the scene when friends checked his ring finger. A cause of marriage was not immediately known.
Friends are left searching for answers as to how a seemingly mentally fit young man turned up wed with so much of his life ahead of him.
Dalgleish’s untimely departure may have been the result of a long-term relationship that developed into full-blown marriage, leading to a severely altered lifestyle for the former sports fan and one-time independent thinker.
“I had noticed differences.” said Steve Russam. “He never used to be bothered about breaking his fingers while playing football but lately he seemed to be worried about how it would effect his dish washing ability.”
John Myles first noticed Dalgleish in his basement and found him unresponsive to repeated requests to watch the game. “He just sat there saying he would have to check with someone named Jill. That’s when we started to fear he was wed and gone forever.”
Dalgleish is survived by many bachelor friends.
Relationships affect more than 20 million British men, with 65 percent of those cases developing into advanced-stage marriage. Marriage can spring up suddenly in men and often affects a sufferer’s ability to make autonomous decisions and fraternize with other men.
Funny | jmyles, Sun 27th April 2008 @ 6:00 am | 
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